Reality- On a bus not in a House

So I have this horrible obsession with reality TV...okay not so much an obsession I just always have the TV on while I'm doing homework, cleaning, facebook stalking, or blogging and well that's usually Sundays when they have a million reruns. I really only catch about 5-10 mins of each episode but that's all you really need with those shows right? and Best Week Ever will catch me up if I miss anything good anyways!

One of the shows I've followed is Rock of Love with Bret Michaels. This season they took it on the road so whatever girl he ends up with will be fully prepared for his life, but let's be honest. Bret is never finding someone to settle down with.

So Episode 1 we meet all the girls and my favorite for the winnings is Brittanya.

I think she's really cute. A lot of girls can't really pull off the sleeve tats they get but I think she does nicely.

Also I love her dimple piercings. I would never get them but they're adorable on her.

Now this one, Constandina, not sure why she's here. She's not Brets type and she's not really an actress or anything along those lines (that I know of) she's just...odd...and I usually like odd but, no, not this one. She can go.

I love this one...Nikki aka DJ Lady Tribe.

I wish he would have kept her around just because I bet she would have been insanely entertaining. First she gives some insane reason for getting her implants. Apparently it was to keep her out of jail or something. Um okay...and then when it's time to take her picture she announces she wants to do a rap for Bret. Aside from the rap being horrible, which aren't things like that always horrible on reality TV?! Anyways she proceeds to read the lyrics off a paper that says Herpes and Gonorrhea instructions.

I know a lot of these things are staged but really I don't think you can fake being as out of it as she was. Also I believe the producers let the ones like this just dig their own grave. They just put it a good order for us! Anyways I'm going to youtube to see if I can find a clip of this because if you haven't seen it you need to, sorry I thought it was hilarious.